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Posted on December 28, 2009
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Don’t spit. Swallow!

siddman:

I’m a girl, and I have never had a problem with swallowing. It’s not that bad, it’s like 5 seconds of a bad taste in your mouth. Take it like a real woman and make your man happy, and they will owe you!!

Fuck you*. You’re what’s wrong with people who give oral sex. It shouldn’t be “you owe me”. If I’m going to owe you something because you swallow, then don’t swallow.

Of course, this girl probably gives head as often as my wife, which is to say… never.

* Not you, siddman. The girl who said that.