January 2011
From Twitter 01-30-2011 →
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RT @badbadgirlx: RT @JamesDeen: I fucking hate when people don’t string their string cheese. It’s called STRING cheese! String…
From Twitter 01-29-2011 →
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I hate being teased by random days like this — it’ll just be freezing again soon. http://yfrog.com/gydpgxhj
I’m a Superfan of…
From Twitter 01-28-2011 →
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It figures that the one Friday I actually remember we get breakfast and don’t pack one, the food isn’t here. Hopefully it arrives…
From Twitter 01-27-2011 →
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Cannot BELIEVE it took 8 YEARS to resolve a butt shot. Of course, we’re also still paying for Nipplegate… http://ping.fm/iyqSa
From Twitter 01-26-2011 →
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Six miles in about an hour. I think that’s a record for me. http://yfrog.com/h81mvaj
When a site starts posting pics that say…
From Twitter 01-25-2011 →
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In the 20 minutes since I put sugar on top of my oatmeal and closed the container, it has completely caramelized. Mmm.
TOUCH…
From Twitter 01-23-2011 →
1600 words on “From the 800s”, which isn’t turning into the serial killer story I’d hoped for but still looks promising. #amwriting
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From Twitter 01-22-2011 →
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RT @tendrilsfor20: My Cousin Vinny is a […] movie about how a…
From Twitter 01-21-2011 →
Well, iPhone 3G, we had a good run. You were a great phone. But now you’re destroyed, and I need to buy a new phone tonight.
After much research (thank goodness for carpools and wifi…
Man stabs four, killing one, after being mocked... →
Passing gas in public unexpectedly can be an embarrassing experience. But here’s how not to respond…by stabbing four people, leading to the death of one. Marc Higgins, a 21-year-old,…
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From Twitter 01-11-2011 →
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Starting the morning with Milla Jovovich’s “The Divine Comedy”. I always forget what a nice voice she has.
RT @wilw: Spam Email:…
From Twitter 01-10-2011 →
There’s at least three inches of snow on the railings of my deck. Too bad I won’t be able to play in it tomorrow. #snowlycrap #snowpocalypse
I’m guessing 4-5 inches based on the snow around my…
From Twitter 01-08-2011 →
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Holy crap. Seattle won. Looks like they’ll be Atlanta to get their Hawks cleaned next week. (See what I did there?) #nfl…
From Twitter 01-07-2011 →
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The way the #weather guys are talking, one would think the…
Ellen Dons Entire Audience With Fake Tom Selleck... →
Everyone loves a good mustache joke, and in honor of her first guest of the day, Ellen gave her audience stick-on mustaches. The weird thing was, Tom Selleck never acknowledged this fact. Did he…
Science by press conference: a modern scourge →
In 2004, I started a Wikipedia article on science by press conference, one of the most irresponsible abuses of science. In it, I mentioned the canonical example: Pons and Fleischmann’s press…
From Twitter 01-06-2011 →
Why. The. HELL. Is Seether covering “Careless Whisper”? #unnecessarycovers
RT @travismaurer: yep… they’re making a movie on the emory campus today… and no body told us… :(
The contract…
CTRL-H Replace, Voila! AT&T's 3G Network... →
“AT&T Inc. flipped a switch and turned on its 4G wireless network Wednesday,” reports the WSJ. “The switch, however, was in the company’s marketing department.” Taking advantage of loose…
From Twitter 01-05-2011 →
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Onramp backed up all the way. How can there be MORE people on the road than there were on Dec 5? This commute ought to be a bloody…
Echo, Echo →
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From Twitter 01-04-2011 →
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RT @Nobilis: RT @GeneHunt Someone wrote ‘Think’ above the washrooom sink. So above the soap dispenser I wrote ‘Thoap’. (via…
Sneak Peek of the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge... →
Don’t want to watch the NFL playoffs this year? Then tune into The Purina Incredible Dog Challenge National Finals on January 15th. It features events like Dog Diving, Freestyle Flying Disc,…
From Twitter 01-03-2011 →
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RT @brownnnbear: ‘from under the cork tree’ is an essential album for middle class teenagers. #stuffwhitepeoplelike
After 9mo of…
Comic for January 2, 2011 →
#6683 →
Reporter, after hanging up with Tech Support to complain about the Internet going down: “They told me I had to go through the online help desk.”
“While taking a laxative before a night of deep sleep might be dangerous, it is...”
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“When you & your husband are in the shower, and he says to you, “I like...”
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