December 2010
From Twitter 12-30-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-29-2010 http://bit.ly/flshcp Gawker’s best cat videos of 2010… in 90 seconds: http://ping.fm/g61e0 Tweets copied by twittinesis.com
Dec 31st
From Twitter 12-29-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-28-2010 http://bit.ly/ey2i3x Dear Kyle Orton: Unfortunately, Denver has fallen under Tebow’s magic spell. Come to Miami. We need you. Love, Dolphins fans. RT…
Dec 30th
Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's... →
Dec 30th
Ocean’s Two →
Any self-respecting geek owns a laser pointer or three, but how many of you have actually used one for pointing? I don’t do a ton of pointing myself, maybe there are professional pointers…
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#6627 →
Intern: “I have learned one lesson today: Never have anything ready early in the afternoon. The journalism gods don’t like it and destroy its space on page.”
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Dec 22nd
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TFLN!
somethinglately: (607): He texted me for a bootycall at two in the morning. So I rolled out of bed and shaved my legs. Then he decided he wasn’t coming over. He lost his bootycall privileges.
Dec 22nd
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From Twitter 12-20-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-19-2010 http://bit.ly/icenxA Okay, so, sounds like “The Impression That I Get” is @99x ‘s nod to the 90s ska-punk scene. Heard it twice in 7 days. #mmb New…
Dec 22nd
When having a Call of Duty LAN party, it’s good to... →
A gentleman in New Haven was soliciting people to take part in his “Call of Duty: Black Ops” LAN party. He has some very specific requests. I’m almost more creeped out that that this…
Dec 21st
From Twitter 12-19-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-18-2010 http://bit.ly/go9cMS RT @VOIDMunashii: @listener42 Come on now, when has a direct to video sequel ever not been as good as the original? I can think…
Dec 21st
How different age groups celebrate Christmas →
A Christmas comic featuring eggnog and radio-controlled Godzillas View
Dec 20th
Thanksmom’s Crazy Mom Said →
Mom (to my new boyfriend): Did she fart infront of you? If she farts, she feels comfortable. Submitted by: Thanksmom
Dec 20th
“Mum: So I am suppose to believe your living with you boyfriend and sleeping in...”
– My mother-in-law totally bought this BS. Catherine’s Crazy Mum Said - Crazy Things Parents Say
Dec 19th
“Don’t ever say “I take anal to a whole new level,” even if you...”
– Learn From Jay’s Fail - Learn From My Fail #LFMF
Dec 19th
“Me: Dad has to shower before he spanks us at pool. Mom: He has to shower...”
– Juels’s Crazy Mom Said - Crazy Things Parents Say
Dec 19th
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From Twitter 12-18-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-17-2010 http://bit.ly/euqsFv Getting better is the worst part of getting sick. My sinuses get uber-dry and it hurts to breathe, and NOTHING helps. RT…
Dec 19th
In Yogi Bear, Jellystone Park is District 9 (for... →
Yogi Bear is not a kids’ movie. It is a bleak futurist parable about humanity’s inability to accept a non-human sapience. It is also about a bear who wears a hat. On the surface, everything…
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
From Twitter 12-17-2010 →
That’s what she said? || RT @Nobilis: @furrygirl There’s a reason they’re smaller. It sucks a LOT that my planned vacation day has become a sick day. #irony I can’t confirm this, but I…
Dec 18th
heeding the clarion call →
Well, I’ve finally done it. I’ve begun the journey to the Clarion (or Clarion West) writing workshop. Specifically, I opened a savings account with a goal of getting it up to $7500 by May 2012. That…
Dec 17th
From Twitter 12-13-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-12-2010 http://bit.ly/fdsCWC A slow-ass #iTunes sync. What a perfect way to keep me from going anywhere. Argh. #snow in east Cobb, and I missed the light out…
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
“Me: Dad,I need some batteries. Do you know where any are? Dad: Check your...”
– grossedout’s Crazy Dad Said - Crazy Things Parents Say
Dec 11th
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Movie Studios Blocking Special Features On Rental... →
In an apparent effort to give customers a reason to buy DVDs instead of renting them, movie studios have begun disabling certain features of new releases on discs rented out by Blockbuster and…
Dec 10th
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From Twitter 12-09-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-08-2010 http://bit.ly/dGRlpe I think today I will speak to my coworkers like Cornelius Snarlington, Business Deer. #sfam http://is.gd/irl4o If only 6% of…
Dec 10th
Oops! I Made It Past The TSA Screeners With A... →
While the TSA is busy rolling out full-body scanners and grope-y pat-down procedures, the agency still hasn’t managed to actually stop people from slipping onto airplanes with deadly weapons. …
Dec 9th
The greatest unintentionally filthy Facebook... →
Yesterday I posted this on my Twitter since I wasn’t sure it warranted a post of its own. But now, I’ve decided that yes, it is the greatest thing ever and should be seen by you all here.
Dec 9th
The Business Deer →
In this economy, can you afford NOT to hire Cornelius Snarlington, Business Deer? No, you cannot afford it. You will lose all your money. You know what else will save you money by spending…
Dec 9th
From Twitter 12-08-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-07-2010 http://bit.ly/eMWibV This shirt did NOT have a spot on it last night when I packed it. Where the eff did this spot come from? #fml The cold teabag of…
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
Least I Could Do: 2010-12-08 →
Dec 8th
From Twitter 12-07-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-06-2010 http://bit.ly/hjN82B 4 #fantasy leagues: in the playoffs. 1 league: eliminated. 1 league: still has one more week to play, and I’m on the bubble. #nfl
Dec 8th
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Buy Two Things At Kroger And Get A Free Yard Of... →
With the rest of the world trying to cut down on the use of paper, it is apparently up to the grocery industry to keep destroying trees in the name of ridiculously long receipts. Over at Reddit,…
Dec 7th
Learn From My Husband’s Fail →
Guys, if you happen to rip an extremely loud fart in the middle of the night, resist the urge to laugh uncontrollably. You WILL wake up your wife. She will NOT be happy that you woke her up at 2am…
Dec 7th
Comic for December 7, 2010 →
Dec 7th
Fa, la, la, la ….. f-you. →
Tis’ the season to be jolly. Unless you are a reporter. Honestly, I LOVE the holidays……. when I’m not working. I enjoy putting up the tree, making cookies and seeing the sparkle in my…
Dec 7th
From Twitter 12-06-2010 →
/ from the LJ: From Twitter 12-05-2010 http://bit.ly/hixgAN Even money if I step it the hole next to my car and twist my knee AGAIN on the way out of the work party. The banquet room sounds…
Dec 7th
From Twitter 12-05-2010 →
Our white elephant haul. In the bag: wine, chex mix, and plates. http://yfrog.com/1xkkh01j Also in the gift pile: an actual white ceramic elephant, a deadbolt, a napkin holder, and enema…
Dec 7th
Learn From conphuzed’s Fail →
When your 4 year old son is hiding something suspiciously in his pocket, never reach in and grab it with the automatic assumption that it wouldn’t be poop. You will just end up with a hand full of…
Dec 7th
faradaisy:thedailywhat: Frivolous Facebook Meme... →
faradaisy:thedailywhat: Frivolous Facebook Meme of the Day: Long story short, in case you’re not current on the latest Facebook meme, people all over the world have been changing…
Dec 5th