February 2010
Nice To See You Have Options →
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Do you think anyone chooses option number two?
January 2010
“(850): By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck...”
– Texts From Last Night
“(724): she told me she sucks everyone’s dick but mine because mine is too...”
– Texts From Last Night
Ironica →
During the 1984 Olympics…
Me: Mom, why are there two Germanys?
Mom: Because when they’re one Germany, they try to take over the world.
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(406): i knew she was high when... →
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I do this when I’m not high. It’s awesome.
(406): i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Odo was oddball. Being a formless blob does that... →
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I LOLd!
Can you stop leaving creepy comments on my “SpaceBook”!!!
(Kira Nerys)
Speaking of Facebook, check out our new site, Failbooking
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The shame of it all →
THE FACEPALM
Most Disney characters suffer this disorder once they realize they’re trapped in contract with an evil corporation for eternity
(Alice)
Maybe it’s the drugs.
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The iPad: Get used to blue Lego tiles →
(Via TheFlashBlog)
Mute button →
I visited my friend Lara at her home in Tokyo yesterday. She just had a baby boy, who is the proud owner of this adorable little pacifier that doubles as his very own mute button.
Update: You…
Handheld Cellphone Bans Don't Reduce Car Crashes... →
According to a study from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, hand-held phone bans have no effect on the frequency of car crashes. Wait, what?
Now, this seems different from…
“(262): dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my...”
– Texts From Last Night
“The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting...”
– Texts From Last Night
“She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto...”
– Texts From Last Night
“I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the...”
– Texts From Last Night
The iPad: Get used to blue Lego tiles →
(Via TheFlashBlog)
No gay date ad in Super Bowl →
Super Bowl network CBS rejected an ad Friday from ManCrunch.com, a gay dating Web site.
Continental Gate Agent Tells Passenger She Thinks... →
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Hey, aviation employees: YOU ARE NOT KINGS OF THE CASTLE.
Laura has a pretty good description of what an anxiety attack feels like to her: “First, your chest starts to feel…
Mute button →
I visited my friend Lara at her home in Tokyo yesterday. She just had a baby boy, who is the proud owner of this adorable little pacifier that doubles as his very own mute button.
Update: You…
(480): he had to fake a sneeze... →
(480): he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
(602): so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
“In my community, as a full-time working mother, I am in the minority. Since I...”
– This is exactly how I feel when I attend parties for my daughter’s friends. Somehow all the other families manage to have one parent not working. Not us.
And today, my daughter’s classmate has a birthday party at 3:30pm. Fortunately her grandmother is taking her, or else she...
All My Fears Have Been Allayed →
Submitted by: Maine via Oddly Specific
I wonder what the thinking behind this one was. Were people calling in and asking?
From Veer’s 2007 “Activity book” catalog →
From Veer’s 2007 “Activity book” catalog
Classy Fail →
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I really want that shirt.
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Funny kayak.com easter egg →
For LOST fans: Search kayak.com for Sydney to LAX one-way non-stop on 9/22/2010.
[via the Franklin Fellow]
Adobe Responds to the iPad's Lack of Flash [Flash] →
As you’re probably aware, the Apple iPad, like the iPhone and iPod Touch, doesn’t support Flash. Apple has its reasons for this, but clearly Adobe isn’t happy about it. Here’s their…
#2855 →
Reporter showing someone around and entering the newsroom: “This is the nerve center. This is where we fill up all the space we can’t sell ads for.”
#2850 →
Cops Reporter to Editor: “Are you interested in an 18-year-old having sex with a 14-year-old?”
Editor: “Only if there are pictures.”
Editor proceeds to hold his hands up to signal a…
funny kayak.com easter egg →
For LOST fans: Search kayak.com for Sydney to LAX one-way non-stop on 9/22/2010.
[via the Franklin Fellow]
Watch the Entire Apple iPad Keynote [Apple] →
As always, Apple’s posted a full video of the iPad event, so you can pretend you were right there as Steve Jobs unveiled the world’s most incredible digital photo frame. [Apple]
#2846 →
Reporter whose quote didn’t make it onto Overheard in the Newsroom: “Well I feel like a failure at life.”
Study: Consumers Are Not Annoyed by Ads on... →
NEW YORK (AdAge.com) — Good news for Facebook: It turns out users find ads on social networks no more annoying than any other ads on the web. While that’s better news for Facebook, which has been…
Lesson #559 - Movie Lessons →
I will use this on my kids. They will probably think I’m lame. I will not care. - - - - Thanks to everyone who responded so positively to yesterday’s comic. Many of your comments and…
“I thought, “I’ve run half-a-dozen marathons, who knows how many halves, 5Ks,...”
– I know her (we were co-workers). She’s very pretty. She does not have what one would necessarily call a “big” ass — she just has curvy hips. I’m sure her boyfriend (who I also know well) appreciates it on a daily basis. I wish I could tell her I like her ass, but that...
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leiron:
cuddlefish:
mawnsturr:
tha... →
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leiron:
cuddlefish:
mawnsturr:
thatgeeklover:
tapaking:
howdowemakeitdie:
oldtobegin:perpetualweirdo
i lol’d
8 Things That Suck About the iPad [Dissenting... →
A lot of people at Gizmodo are psyched about the iPad. Not me! My god, am I underwhelmed by it. It has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make buying one the last thing I would…
Mommy! :-[ (via letterstodeadpeople) →
Mommy! :-[ (via letterstodeadpeople)
for those of you wondering what time it is... →
(Thanks to my friend C., who made this when I needed a bit of cheering up.)
8 Things That Suck About the iPad [Apple] →
My god, am I underwhelmed by the iPad. This is as inessential a product as I’ve ever seen, but beyond that, it has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make me judge anyone who…
The Writer Was Killed While Typing →
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"I dont care if it loses 90% of visitors, we cant... →
“I dont care if it loses 90% of visitors, we cant have a skip on the website intro, we paid a lot of money for that and everybody has to see it.”
Comic for January 27, 2010 →
Retro Virus →