January 2010
Island caretaker with dream job bitten by... →
In January, I posted about the “best job in the world,” six months working for Tourism Queensland as “caretaker” and resident blogger on an island in Australia’s Great Barrier Reef with a $100k+…
It could be both →
Don’t be confused. She’s not pooping. She’s thinking.
(Miley Cyrus)
She makes a lot of weird faces.
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Island caretaker with dream job bitten by... →
In January, I posted about the “best job in the world,” six months working for Tourism Queensland as “caretaker” and resident blogger on an island in Australia’s Great Barrier Reef with a $100k+…
December 2009
If you have “Words with Friends” for iPhone, you can play against me by searching for Listener42.
That is all.
Another Snuggie Hybrid: The Bathrobe Jumpsuit... →
Sometimes I say to myself, “I like to wear a bathrobe and sweatpants around the house, but putting on two different articles of clothing is too much work.” Peering into the minds of people like…
Popular Treatment for Low-Back Pain Doesn't... →
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True, but I have leg pain due to back problems, and it works PERFECTLY to alleviate that.
Mild electric shocks, a process called TENS, is ineffective.
30-Day Window To Cancel Sprint Without Penalty... →
Starting tomorrow, Jan 1, 2010, you can cancel your Sprint cellphone contract without early termination fee. They are increasing monthly regulatory fees from $.20 to $.40. This constitutes what is…
Run Effective, Google-Style Meetings by Focusing... →
If you’re interested in getting more from meetings than a gaping sinkhole in your schedule—and who isn’t?—these tips from how Google handles meetings can help. Of great importance is focusing on…
#2563 →
Public Radio Reporter: “Hey, do you have The AP Style Guide App for your iPhone?”
Associated Press Reporter: “No. My brain is an AP Style Guide App.”
Texas →
I was driving my girlfriend’s father around to earn his trust about me driving his daughter. Everything was going fine until I took a turn a little too sharp and muttered “Coming in hot”. He…
(614): I just read the lonely... →
(614): I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Stanley/Brando Watch Has a Built in LED Flashlight... →
Joining it’s brethren the compass, tape measure and calculator-ruler watch is this flashlight watch. Is it an official Stanley gadget? I dunno. But I still find it inspired: all watches…
Woman chokes her husband for not sleeping in the... →
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A friend of mine once had to sleep in a separate room from her boyfriend because he had severe apnea and his breathing machine kept her awake.
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Today's "Truck spills metric assload of random... →
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"The video looks great! Now upload it to youtube... →
“The video looks great! Now upload it to youtube and make it go viral.”
How Many Extra USB Ports Do You Need...3? 5? 24?... →
I don’t think 24 ports is any kind of record, but as far as ridiculous USB hubs go, this one looks compact—and you can actually purchase it for $70. And yes, all of the ports are 2.0…
Amazonukkah →
When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on…
TLC is without a doubt becoming more ridiculous... →
friedpickl es:
sade:
Right now “Little Chocolatiers”, a show that follows midgets who run a chocolate shop, is on. Or what about the commercial I just saw for your upcoming show following…
fist pumping like a champ.
(via a-panda-girl)
This sounds dirtier than you probably intended it.
Just sayin’.
ThornPhoeniX →
When the payment system at a shop wasn’t working me and the shop assistant prayed to ceiling cat and it worked. IMMD
Android Event Scheduled for January 5th: The... →
Invites just went out for an Android event at Google HQ, scheduled for a week from today. They don’t mention the Nexus One, but they don’t have to. The event looks like a proper…
a couple of book-related things →
Memories of the Future got a nice write up in the Toledo Free Press:
There’s one thing that Wil Wheaton wants to make very clear: “Memories of the Future” is not, repeat, NOT a…
Good Thing George Lucas Likes Family Guy [Family... →
Family Guy gets away with murder weekly, but that’s especially true when it comes to episodes (or entire movies for that matter) that satirize the highly litigious house of Star Wars….
WatchBroadview Security Systems Protect You From Hordes Of Scary Guys In Black Sweatshirts - The Consumerist
(609): Oh and apparently TSA has to... →
(609): Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Lesson #533 - Top Ten Lists →
The real problem with ‘end-of-the-year’ lists is that the critics who write them are trying to focus on the ‘best’ items in that field, and not necessarily their ‘favorites’. There’s a major…
Twilight Town Gets Its Own Reality TV Show... →
Twilight’s hometown, Forks, Washington, is getting its own reality TV series, because we can’t stop until the last drop of merchandising blood has been suckled from Stephenie Meyer’s heaving…
bannination of fannination →
(It’s things like these that make me wish I still had a real blog.) How often do you fan things on Facebook? Oh, sure, in the beginning you fanned everything — your favorite movies and musicians,…
YouTube Loop →
When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video. Similar to a wikipedian loop or…
(307): burritoes are like sleeping... →
(307): burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
TSA Lightens Up and Lets Pilots Make Some Security... →
We’ve seen the ridiculous new airline security rules and we’ve explained how to cope with them, but now the TSA is easing up and allowing pilots to make the final call on things,…
6th officer in Seattle area loses life →
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What, under the sofa cushions? I seriously think it’s time to retire the phrase “loses life” and replace it with “dies”.
A Pierce County, Washington, sheriff’s deputy wounded a…
President Obama, It's Time To Fire the TSA [Tsa] →
Today, DHS’s Napolitano’s response to the crotchbomber: “We’re looking to make sure that this sort of incident cannot recur.” But the TSA’s response to Abdulmutalib’s attempt makes one…
thedailywhat:
Idiot Box. →
thedailywhat:
Idiot Box.
Kanye interrupts this note →
I was really hoping this would die before I’d get around to posting about it, but more than four months later, it appears the “Imma Let You Finish” meme is still chuggin’ along. I’m gonna chalk it…
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The Killer Jellyfish Of... →
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Don't spit. Swallow!
siddman:
I’m a girl, and I have never had a problem with swallowing. It’s not that bad, it’s like 5 seconds of a bad taste in your mouth. Take it like a real woman and make your man happy, and they will owe you!!
Fuck you*. You’re what’s wrong with people who give oral sex. It shouldn’t be “you owe me”. If I’m going to owe you something because you swallow,...
