February 2009
big girl bed →
Your farts… →
Your farts… … dey cause brane damige.
dey iz quite dedly.
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Cell Phone Ringtones →
Cell Phone Ringtones
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listener42: just converted Alyssa's crib to a... →
listener42: just converted Alyssa’s crib to a toddler bed. Took far more work than anticipated.
VHS Movies 10¢ →
j_bary has added a photo to the pool:
The local remainder store has a sale.
January 2009
English city bans possessive apostrophes from all... →
Daily Mail
"new pool" →
What really perplexes me about this one is that it seems that it’s the WATER that is new, not the pool. And they would make more sense around the euphemism “go”. Thanks, Heather.
T-shirt at Little Otsu →
T-shirt at Little Otsu Originally uploaded by rachelkramerbussel.com
Having a stroll along Valencia on my way to a bakery.
Man drives the wrong way on the interstate for 40... →
Omaha World Herald
The myth of width: When wide screens don't work →
The displays of the world are getting wider. For those of us who work, this is not progress. Sure, wide-screen computer screens look cool, but in the real world of working on laptops, a wide-screen…
fuckinnerd:jordantumbles: (via benwoodall) →
fuckinnerd:jordantumbles: (via benwoodall)
"I've got the world's biggest boobs" →
“I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs”: livesophia:
Sheyla Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.
The 28-year-old American housewife and model has…
WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING →
People will lapse into silence after every 20 minutes of conversation. Submitted by: Margie Halpin, unemployed sprinkler fitter’s apprentice, Cincinnati, Ohio
bedgasm →
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect…
Lost in My Eyes →
Obviously I need to give this site some more love. Stay tuned…
“[E]ven though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding,...”
– Exploding boobs. *headshake*
Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
“On one hand I respected her, on the other I felt like she was dangling some sort...”
– Single Mans Diary
What a hilarious line. I’m totally following this dude now.
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal... →
Here’s a sad one: the Google Maps car took out a baby deer, and it recorded the entire process for all Google Maps users to see. For shame, Google Maps car! As you follow the street view…
Is JC Penney Going To Close Some Of Its Stores?... →
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People still shop at JCP?
This is rumor only, folks, but a tipster tells us that JC Penney plans on closing 11 stores this year, and that they’re freezing salaries…
The Super Bowl halftime show and why no one truly... →
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To me, the halftime show (the musical part) is a chance to go to the bathroom.
There’s not a single performer on the planet who would please everyone as the selection to…
House defeats digital television delay →
Finally. Sanity reigns in the House of Representatives: Two days after the Senate unanimously approved a four-month delay of the digital television transition, the House of Representatives did not…
Proyas: "Knowing Is The Polar Opposite Of... →
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Read the part about the airplane crash scene. EFFING AWESOME.
Nicolas Cage’s apocalyptic movie Knowing brings a lot of surprises, says director Alex Proyas. He…
Google Chrome Accesses Hotmail by Pretending It's... →
According to weblog Google Blogoscoped, Google Chrome is spoofing its user agent at Hotmail, Microsoft’s popular but much-maligned webmail application. Why?
The issue was that Hotmail barred…
whatson:szymon: →
whatson:szymon:
arseniccupcakes:retrolife:
This is so me when it... →
arseniccupcakes:retrolife:
This is so me when it comes to pizza rolls. Honey if you read this “I love you, just don’t fuck with my pizza rolls!”
Time spent grading student essays. →
Time spent grading student essays.
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Peanut Butter Crackers for Everyone →
Lance, Inc. sent a case of assorted peanut butter crackers to the 11Alive newsroom.
I have to admit that I have not curtailed my consumption of peanut butter lately, despite the recall of…
shaunbwilson:(whatson:subjecttochange:via) →
shaunbwilson:(whatson:subjecttochange:via)
interstate 5 →
interstate 5
listener42: / "Scream Aim Fire" is the... →
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But I beat it today! (At like 65%, but a win’s a win.)
listener42: / “Scream Aim Fire” is the most diabolical GH:WT song EVER. Im bloody possible. And I’m only on Medium.
listener42: is STILL waiting for my old XP Home... →
listener42: is STILL waiting for my old XP Home laptop to finish booting. It’s been about ten minutes now. Seriously.
applebottom:
kayfabe: Sam Hart - Mario Kart Love...
“My boyfriend and I were making love and I was overcome with so much emotion that...”
– Wow. Just… wow.
Does Sex Get Better When You’re In Love? | The Frisky
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the cost of surgery →
Harry Potter fandom - the new folklore? →
OK, try getting your head around this one. According to a PhD student in Folklore, the fandom that kids construct around franchises like the Harry Potter series is a global phenomenon which is…
A week without a computer →
Via The Pain Comics comes this nice little commentary on what life is like without the Internet. I like the part with the drawings.
It’s kind of sad but true that my life utterly loses…
Pew: Almost 50% of Americans Want to Live... →
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Pew pew pew!
A Pew Research Center survey on where Americans would most like to live finds almost half wish they lived somewhere else. City dwellers are more likely to…
Harry Potter fandom - the new folklore? →
OK, try getting your head around this one. According to a PhD student in Folklore, the fandom that kids construct around franchises like the Harry Potter series is a global phenomenon which is…
Because Star Wars geeks are known for their... →
(Some Jedi)
So it's 2009 and you need a spokesman for a child... →
Aint-It-Cool-News
what people think michael jackson is famous for… →
what people think michael jackson is famous for…
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Department of Homeland Security announces that... →
USA Today